Late as usual...
A/V Cruelty - The John Davidson DVD has created quite a stir, check out the cover here!
We mourn the passing of our very first critic Glynn Vernon with a retrospective look at his ground breaking video, via a Guardian Obituary and some other inappropriatness
Caned - we just about made it back from Amsterdam intact so we've updated the guide, plus we added a couple of wastey films for viewing.
Bill Hicks - We've located another musician sampling Bill.
Modern Deaconists - the mocking continues, plus we've got other JD related material here including some new Deacon musings, another entry in the Great Deacon Challenge and once again some very wrong poetry. The survey update has been postponed until the end of the year where we'll be presenting the finale of our five years of Deacon Data collection!
Shallow Grave Awards: Many quality entries this month for your hate filled delight, but it's going to be the last update here until the new year and our move to a new home server.

A/V Cruelty - Fancy a sneak preview of the John Davidson DVD and some new Celebrity exercise videos?
Caned - more trippy film review than you can shake a hemp stick at! (OK, three to be precise...)
The Great Deacon Challenge - at long last we've got a new entry!
Modern Deaconists - we added yet more to the ever growing gallery, plus changed to a DivX codec for most video clips
Links - have a look at T-Shirt Hell, we liked the shirts so much we became affliates!
Shallow Grave Awards: Don't despair! Some survived the mail crash, a heady mix of new and the old favorites who are repeat offenders.
Too much toking has yielded a new entry in High Concepts.
We also had a couple of Critics lined up for your entertainment, however they've retracted their views now!

Our email was screwed when we migrated from Outlook Express to Outlook 2000, so we've lost a load of Shallow Grave Nominations, a fair few Deacon pics, plus we've lost our entire subscription database, combine that with working on another project and we've got lateness & low content :-(
All we can do is to humbly ask you to resubmit and re-subscribe and bear with us as we've got a few new features planned for the next update!

Caned - we finally tracked down a decent UK Coffeeshop
Shallow Grave Awards: Don't despair! Some survived the mail crash, a heady mix of new and the old favorites who are repeat offenders.
Modern Deaconists - we've managed to keep one after the crash, but we do have a couple of new Reader's Memories.
A/V Cruelty - Caption hell returns with an OAP special
Links - we've added a new one

Fucking Hell we're late again!
Shallow Grave Awards: all manner of hatred is unleashed once more, mostly repeat offenders, but at long last we're starting to see the public wake up and smell the fish with a couple of nominations for that lovely girl Jade Goody...
Bleat: We get controversial...
We've got some additional thoughts on 9/11
American Taliban - as the race to war speeds up have a look at this article by American writer Daniel Patrick Walsh.
Bill Hicks - added a new soundbite to reflect the two new CD releases
A/V Cruelty - one new caption makes it's debut
Caned - the Amsterdam guide starts here!
Our new crop of Modern Deaconists including a rather shocking celebrity and yet more Readers Memories.

The good intentions of an update that was on time were sadly hindered by a long weekend in Amsterdam...
Caned - the first of our recommended films are now online.
Joey Deacon - Modern Stuff, Memories, The Survey - all your Spacca related resources are just a click away!
Shallow Grave Awards - is there no end to our reader's hatred?
Bleat - Shortly before his arrest, BLEAT managed to interview the Washington Sniper!
A/V Cruelty - please welcome John Davidson & Inappropriate Captions
Critics - a changing rooms fan writes...

OK - we're being a bit cheeky calling this an update as essentially fuck-all has changed, but our main bit of news is we're going to make a switch to bi-monthly updates.
The main reasoning behind this is pressures of work are keeping us from hitting publication deadlines and developing new material for the site.
We're still trying to catch up with replying to emails that are over two months old :-(
Hopefully by publishing every other month we'll be able to get more new features online within a reasonable time frame.

So the next update is going to be 1st November as the two month period started from September and subsequent updates will be every other month from November onwards.

To keep regular readers & contributors informed of updates we're going to start trialling an email newsletter which is going to used to keep you informed of updates and of Spleen! type happenings - for more info click here!