Once upon a time there was a listings magazine called HEAT, it's approach was new and fresh, with witty comments on programs and interesting articles on film, books and music.

As HEAT became more widely read, rather unsubtle changes took place.
The content became a sad reflection of a subnormal HELLO reader's interest in the minutiae of worthless media whores, resulting in a main course of shite served with a side salad of mediocrity.