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Does anyone remember
this bastard child of a Dray mule harping on when he was a child,
about how great Thatcher was despite
the fact that the North of England was dying because of her
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foul, dirty racist little piece of shit should be tied to a lamppost
and beaten about the head until dead. Words really can't describe it. |
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think he should be egged to death by the whole of his tory party
as nobody likes him and nobody thnks he can win an election, let
alone run a country. He is a puppet made by gerry anderson (thunderbirds) his voice is like a really bad impression of penfold from dangermouse and he wants to soo soo be popular like his opposition tony. |
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| William
Hague, that ever so bald little prick that sounds like someone
trying to sell you 3 chickens for a fiver on the market, needs
to be brutalised until dead. I vote that Baldy should be executed by having a cricket stump hammered up his asshole. After relieving yourself all over him (number 1 & 2 if needed) he should then be finished of with Anne Widdecombe roaming all over him naked. That should make his eyeballs pop out of his head and then its a job well done. Die Die Die you bald little Shite!! |
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For being too scared to say no to Mike Tyson (twice) Plus
, the SpleeN! team would like to add, that Jacky Boy`s zero
tolerance on drugs policy is absolutely hilarious. |
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| The
epitome of the faceless bureaucrat, but with a face of sorts,
this dog shit sucking trouser sniffing drain dwelling grass (his
own son remember) more than bears a passing resemblance to Heinrich
Himmler (which is quite uncanny seeing as Margaret Thatcher, equally
tyrannical, bore a distinct likeness to Eva Braun and if you dont
believe me compare the pictures). And he's just as much a tyrant albeit on a different scale, a suppressor of free speech, and one more reason why I despise politicians. |
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For
doing prat all in reducing the horrendous amount of crime in
this backwater of europe and coming out with such crap like
"We are going to put 5000 more police on the streets",
must have been a GHOST SQUAD.
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grassing his own son up to the police. What an utter cunt. |
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This self-righteous, right-wing, fuckhead, honestly
blames England for WWII and feels that we (and the U.S.) should
never have declared war on Hitler's Germany believing that: The Germans and Russians would have fought it out, destroying Nazism and permanently crippling Communism, that way there would never have been a Cold War. I get the feeling about 6 million Jews (and countless Russians, Homosexuals, Cripples and Gypsies - among others) might beg to differ. And I could go on all night about those Turkeys George W. and Gore. Talk about 'the Puppet on the right shares my beliefs', etc (thanks Bill H). Clinton is a genius politician compared to those to empty suits. |
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Because he's stupid. Because he tries to be a champion of the people, but doesn't realise that most people in America *aren't* cowpokes. Cowboy hats are *not* fashionable, George. Sorry. Because he and his administration are going to turn the whole country (and probably the world) into one giant, stinking, shit infested, polluted, polluting oil well. I mean, Jesus, he makes me actually wish that Gore had won. He has no mandate, no authority to govern the country. For the next four years the most powerful country on earth is going to be "run" by a man with a *business* (Come on! He's the *President* for God's sake!) degree who has difficulty stringing sentences together. As much as I thought that Clinton was a lying, untrustworthy asshole, at least he tried to achieve something. Bush has promised - in as many words - to completely remove everything Clinton achieved in his last few months as President. Now is that the kind of guy you want to rule the most powerful nation on the planet? Someone who promises in his inauguration address to regress ("advance backwards" as I'm sure he'd put it)? There you go folks. The man with executive control over the most advanced armed forces, the most nuclear weapons, and the most money in the world is going to be a bumbling, backwards cowboy-wannabe who believes oil is more important than knowing the names of world leaders. Go figure. PS. I'm willing to bet good money that within a day or two I've got the feds a-knocking on my door for this. Freedom of speech my ass. |
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I hope Saddam Hussein rams your re-election hopes right up your Mombasa Boulevard, you racist Texan piece of shit freak. Come over
here and you'll never ever forget where 'Ayngland' is, bastard,
there's a carpark outside and its only big enough for one of
us, I promise I'll batter you and your FBI mates. |
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a thick fucking cunt who reckons Red Cross warehouses and schools
are terror camps. He's a short-arsed, illiterate, under-educated cunt who can't even string a sentence together, and he's head of America! Staple an American flag to his butt and send him off to Iraq. |
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He knobs
vice boys,so they reckoned when he visited Latin America,
allegedly, and if he wants to refute it I'll meet him in
any pub car park he chooses, with my jacket off. |
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| Remeber
the lives and loves of she-devil on BBC TV in the mid-80s? Well Anne Widdicome is the ugly one. 'Nuff said. Anyone got any veras? | |
| Have you
ever seen anything like that?
Anne Widdicome is she human?
Well no! |
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I have a couple of questions; how the FUCK did this reeking
blob of fetid Victorian values come to be on the front bench
of a political party? Actually, maybe that's not too surprising looking at the other misfits, losers, sociapaths and fuckwits in the Chamber of Horrors that is the Houses of Parliament. Whatever, the other question
I have is; who are the 'Tory rank and file' who are apparently
desperate for this fat, dry old virgin to take over as leader
of the Fascist party? I mean, it's not as if I identify with
Tory values but the idea that this rolling lump of putrid
flesh has any grasp on the realities of Britain in the twenty
first century is ludicrous. My God - Widdecombe. WIDDECOMBE.
They don't come much worse. Oh - how I wish she knew the extent
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| Did you
know she was big in Hollywood at one time? Well she's big everywhere, I know but she had a main part in the 1984 film Ghostbusters as the Marshmallow man (Sonia from Eastenders was turned down), crushing streets and cars and shouting "Ban Cannabis!" Come on Ann, (sorry, Marshmallow Man) how can you compare a bunch of pissed-up football hooligans looking for a fight or evil criminals using 15 year old girls to sell crack, to a bunch of people smoking dope and getting the munchies? Why are you worried, might they beat you to the 24-hour shop and eat all the pies like you often do? But then again, they might cause a riot because they've smoked so much dope they could run down the streets and beat people up, just like lager louts do all the time? F**k no!! Get a life you fat bitch. Have a shave (God knows you need one!!) before the Ghostbusters get you like they do in the film. |
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| She scares
the fucking shite out of me! I once heard her describe another politician as "something from the night". Huh! Let your guard down there didn't you, you black magic witch. I have to turn away each time your ugly vision appears in front of me so I don't vomit myself to death. Do us all a favour and drop dead. |
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every shite man, theres a shite woman. Next time,pay your rail fare,and stop gurning, it frightens babies. For looking like a Japanese Demon I saw in a 14th Century art book, a face that looks like its been set on fire and put out with a mallet. And what about Euan getting all drunk. You're no role model, too busy interfering in governmental affairs, you should be at home love. |
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Beauty. Statesides answer to Anne Widdicombe. If Bill Clinton "hadnothadnothad" sexual relations with this mother of all battleships, he'd have wanted holding in a fucking secure cell, never mind holding office. What a monster, did the CIA grow her from a genetically modified Yak cell or what!!! . |
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shallow, so called selfmade millionaire (thanks for the
money Mummy), Russell Grant jumper wearing, hippy Bastard. What a pity,despite all our prayers that the Chinese Government never shot down the grinning turd in his balloon as he sailed into their aerospace as they threatened to - they're a bit keener with the Tibetans I notice. Perhaps it was the promise of an andless stream of pisswater virgin cola, stupid looking "funky" phones, and "zany" stunts involving terrifying the population with said balloon disguised as a UFO, train services where you'd be quicker riding on the back of a turd. If, as the polls say, the youth of Britain most want this KNOB to be the next Prime Minister, can we begin a mass sterilization program please. The best part of this TWAT slid down the inside of his mothers leg. Next time take your balloon over Iraq. |
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| Rupert
Murdoch is an thieving opportunist press baron bastard with
a huge sack of money who took the football of the telly,
as well as giving Britain a notoriety for a lack of independent
political forum and free speech by controlling a huge slice
of (not only)the British Press with his battalion of seemingly
religious fundamentalist editors who always lay the blame
for Britains problems firmly at the feet of the people,
depending of course upon whose government he happens to
be fucking well supporting at the time. Remember how the Sun became a Labour Paper at the last election? Well. I suppose we buy the fucking things. So there you are..what a cunt. And his freeloading NottingHill slag daughter. |
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work for this cunt, and let me tell you he's a right cunt.
Its like Nazi Germany in here, all my movements logged like a fucking criminal. All that's missing is the gold fucking star. I have to creep around like fucking Anne Frank to get any time to myself. Anyway,
he's a money grabbing, thieving, lying, no good, call
centre operating big fat Aussie cunt who can fuck off.
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cannot escape. He must not escape. To begin with this man really is a lying christian fundamentalist two faced twat. Then there's that grin that must be the most insincere this side of Kuala Lumpur-it wants knocking in with a demolition ball. Meekly following America into dead end war zones without question with our mighty air force of six jets in the belief that we are some kind of super power hahahaha, while at home he and his cabinet flounce around like panto dames when the country is paralyzed by cow and pig disease. Then there was the amended terrorist act. And you can't say I didn't warn you. I saw it coming. All of it. I reckon he and William Hague should be made to fight to the death with blunt chainsaws in a pit full of war hungry mastiffs. Then the winner of the fight can then unite all the MPs into one party and have done with it. The wankers. |
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will he stop sucking Bush's cock? Since kissing American President arse is such a popular pastime for our PM, he should have his head ripped off and let Bush shit down his neck! |
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can I say? Not as much as I like considering his pending session up in in front of the beak... Writer of the third rate drivel bought by half-brained bottom feeders whose lips move when they read and arse-kisser extraordinaire to Tory fools. Unfortunately I have met Archer on several occasions and he really, really is ghastly. He can pretend that he is an Oxford graduate, he ain't He can pretend to be 'a close personal friend' to all sorts of important people, he ain't he can pretend...you get the point. Just dispatch him quickly along with that other Tory lickspittle and purveyer of middle-brow tat, the equally undeservingly ennobled Andrew Lloyd-Webber, oh and Jamie Oliver because he is a cunt too... |
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wait for the next pile of self laudatory garbage novels
once he gets out of clink. I bring you an extract.. "the handsome rugged early middle aged ex fighter pilot helicopter gunship captain of the S.A.S., now wrongly jailed for the crime of defending his countries honour and facing the very men whom he had demanded be executed for their crimes,stood firm fists clenched growling " ...as Psycho Powell, the fifteenth in the shower block, took his turn at inserting his one eyed blue veined skinhead into the dubious comfort of Jeffreys now dilapidated rusty sherriffs badge while using his bumcheeks as an ash tray... And as for that po-faced Stepford Tory wife of his who is no doubt getting <libel snip SpleeN! Ed.>. She should be rehoused after all their assets are taken in the Wingfield estate in Hull. That'd teach her how to fight-or die. |
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he's in prison now but he's still a lying tosser. Even now that he's banged up he still gets what he wants, i.e, moving prisons at the click of a finger. Wanker! Oh well, he'll probably get buggered to death by Mr Big when he's taking a shower and that's good enough for me. One tip Archer, if you drop the soap DON'T PICK IT UP! |
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guy is priceless. Open prison, visits to the local curry house etc. Now he's milking his imprisonment by the publication of his 'diaries'. This guy takes the piss soooo much, he really doesn't deserve a proper rant. Just throw away the key. |
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the little gingerist bastard leave his fishing rod on the
doorstep when he visits number ten? No matter how likeable this light bulb headed ponce may seem, just remember that despite his honourable pretentions. his policies are still starving thousands of Iraqi children to death day by day. |
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remember this formidable middle aged peroxide blonde iron
fanny informing us that she was going to fill up the shopping
bags of the nation. And fill them we did...with shoplifted goods galore! As a little girl, this future leader of our impoverished nation would spit, apparently,from the top window of her fathers chemist store in Grantham,Lincolnshire. How fitting it was that in later years she pissed and shat all over the country nonstop from the comfort of her castle on Downing Street, the evil sadistic Nazi bitch. Now a wrinkled and all but forgotten monstrous old hag who frightens the young in the gardens of Eaton Square, as mad as a lampshade, with a gin dependent husband, and who can blame him? A son with not two brain cells to rub together who gets lost in the desert at the drop of a hat despite being two miles away form Damascus and a daughter who thinks she's Boadicea reborn. Dropping to pieces gradually so theres no need to bother with idle death threats! Lets just hope its sssllllooowww! |
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I really need to explain why she needs terminating? As a young 16 year old, in 1980, I saw the horrors of the Thatcher Administration vis unemployment as a tool for reducing inflation gradually unfold. As with so many others, I was thrown on the "Junkheap", in order to promote her pro-Republician Party Views, on the economy. Basically, if you weren't "One Of Us !", you were less than nothing! As for her children, is Mark still in a South African prison for loansharking? At last I knew, he was in jail for that offence ? Anyway, Method of death:- Since she's so much a American "Wannabee", the standard American methods of execution will suffice 1)Place on Death Row for 10-20 years 2)Gas, Electrocution "Fun with Ol'Sparky" or Lethal Injection, after a final meal (Her Own Words ?) Personally, I'd either have a front row seat, or watch it on C.C.T.V with the other victims of her policies eg. Miners, Car Workers, C.N.D protesters etc |
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John Prescott, he's a good lad 'aint he? Just your average Joe. The working man's hero. Err, no. John - fuck you. Fuck you and everything you represent. Double standards, hypocrisy, money grabbing, power hungry - John, you're a fucking animal. You need to be arrested for that assault the other week - if you were anyone else you'd have ben kicked in by a horde of rozers before you could say "two Jags". You're a fat chauvanist John
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notice since the last election that the New Labour Tories
have introduced their new secret weapon Mizz Elaine? Dunwoody.
Rivaling Anne Widdecombe in the stakes of fiendishly garish clothes and bearing a mien of the forthrightwardness of a menstrual Christian fundamentalist who believes that you should be locked in a mental hospital, if you have sex outside of marriage or before you are sixteen, because she didn't get any being too deep into politics even if these are not her views. She certainly outdoes Ms W. if it can be believed in the John Bull lookalike stakes. Can it be that the Government have taken more Tory clothes by subversion in the spin stakes? I say this because during the election, Anne Widdecombe was a constant source of maternal humour, a coconut shy and one whom if a large majority of people in this country knew was on the box could flick to as a source of amusement of actual admiration,a grey vote and no less than a figurehead for the Tories who secured old votes and I dare say thousands of new ones. Could the recent propelling of Miss D. into the limey ether be a complete ploy, a clever if vindictive one for people to turn, if they are so ignorant, their attention to as they did with Miss Widdecombe?. If I were her I would feel manipulated and appalled. This is an abuse of women at large, and if they don't believe they are being made a laughing stock of, then look at the treatment Mo Mowlam got. |
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| I'd
like to think that everybody who reads this website has
a deep and abiding hatred for crooked politicians and corporate
whores alike. Also, the kind of twisted, megalomaniacal
media tycoons who shovel shit into the brain pan of Joseph
Q. Public every day, through and endless procession of venal
tabloid print and TV programming.
Oh shit. What have we here... Only a man
who embodies everything that is wrong with politics and
big business in the 21st century... |
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Sharon, Arafat & Israeli politics. |
| Sharon:
The Jewish Hitler |
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& Sharon: Cunts. The both of them |
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| Arafat: You're no better than Ariel Sharon. You deserve to die for encouraging the extremists rather than trying to help the situation.How does it feel to contribute to all those Palestinian deaths? You fucking cunt. I hope you die by having a bomb rammed up your arse. |
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| Sharon: You're a fucking bastard and have probably killed more people than the Nazi's did. You're a nazi cunt. Why don't you just fuck off you cocksucking motherfucker. You're suck and twisted and if I was an Israelite, I'd be very worried to have you as a leader. Death by being thrown into a room full of Palestinian fundamentalists. |
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The Rev.Ian Paisley |
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of a crusade by bible-bashing, homophobic racists to keep
Ulster pure. Person most likely to get us all killed by the IRA, apart (of course) from all the bastards in IRA/Sinn Fein. Stupidly loud voice, and nothing new to say. Inventing your own church is a shit way to get made a Rev., and getting them to invent their own university is a shit way to get a PhD. |
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Robert Mugabe |
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African Hitler. (and possibly a syphillis crazed mad-man if certain reports are to be believed... Spleen! Ed.) |
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Boris Johnson |
| Boris
Johnson is a bloated, scurf-ridden, turncoat buffoon.
This lazy, overweight scrotum is spoken of as a future leader of the Tory party, on the ground that he is the only Tory politician that "young people" have heard of, which I suppose is fair comment. A good job he will never get anywhere near real power, since he has no known political principles or views on anything. His journalism consists of diluting a meagre thought with 95 percent waffling drivel. (See the Daily Telegraph, or the Spectator, for examples.) As editor, he has turned the Spectator, a once fine journal, into a largely unreadable comic with a few remaining good columns. His greatest achievement has been to employ as many of his old school and university chums as he could, irrespective of ability. I
wasn't at school with Boris, so I never had the opportunity
to bend over and pick up the soap while he was in the
shower with me: however, I was at university with him.
Indeed, his then-girlfriend, later to become his first
wife, lived in the next room to mine in college. |
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Donald Rumsfeld |
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is one dangerous cunt of a man.I don't fear George "Darwins
Proof" Bush Jr. But this boy scout humping, piece of Bostonian trailer park dog shite and his imperialist ideals are too much to shut the fuck up about. What
about that smug attitude of his. What
country will be next on his hitlist. The
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