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Nevermind Robin Williams, he's just a sad, washed-up ex-funny
with too much body hair. It's Robbie that really makes me barf. Who told him he was good looking? And who told him that stripping off, flashing his shapeless guts, and grinding his pelvis to camera was somehow sexually alluring? The same person who told him he could do an uncanny Sean Connery impersonation just by raising one eyebrow, I suspect. I hate this man with intestine-trawling pathology and feel he is living proof of the validity of eugenics. Spleen! Ed. would like to add the following: Surely if we all ignored him he'd just go away. Hopefully we'd be no longer treated to his tedious antics, like dropping his trouser at any opportunity to reveal his 'crazy' tiger pants? He reminds me of one of those kids who scream to get attention but soon shut the fuck up when you ignore them (or break their fingers in a car door) |
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| Hi,
everyone, now I know Robbie Williams is a bit of an easy target
and has been done before on this site, but I just can't help
it. Fuck the cunt! I bloody hate Robbie Williams and his publicity-greedy nature. Take That were shit and we all know that, but at least the rest of them had the dignity to just fuck off and just leave us alone. Not Mr. Williams though, oh no, here he still is, bombarding us with piles of total shite so-called music. I just hate the cunt and his total desire to be most publicised fucking arsehole in the music scene. All his songs are shit, and so were all the celebrity slappers he claimed to have fucked. He claimed to have a drug and alcohol problem and made a big meal out of it. Well frankly if there's any truth in that, the wanker should be dead. I'd appreciate that. Fuck you, Robbie Williams. |
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| Absolutely
HAS to be wee Robbie the teenagers favourite. Simply because he has the most success amongst these fucks and therefore has committed the greatest crime to mankind. WHAT a fucking mess this country is in when even grown men wax lyrical about how fantastic Robbie Williams is. Ever heard 'believe it or not I quite like it' I do all the fucking time people trying to justify liking this useless cunts 'music' then they tell me that I'm jealous of him when I rant at them. The same people that buy his cds also buy Queen, Elton John, George Michael etc etc - they have never fucking HEARD of anything else - so why does their opinion matter. They are the bastard seed of SATAN himself and have spewed forth into the world which has become a a media frenzy and is dictated by the TV and radio who support this fucking bullshit - WE ARE BEING CONTROLLED - it must be a government conspiracy or something WAKE UP OUT THERE !!! - it's a pile of shite - don't buy it, dont encourage twats like this for fucks sake.... Most of these people don't write or play they just know how to do silly little fucking dances. It's not even karaoke - at least with that you sing another persons song - these fuckers mime to other peoples songs and get to number one - SO WHAT GETS THEM THERE ?? - THEY DONT WRITE AND THEY ARE ON TOP OF THE POPS MIMING. I'm sorry Robbie fans but that's not music; and before you start shouting that Robbie writes his own songs - I know he co- writes them, thats why they are naive pish. Fuck off and die horribly useless fucker - YOU KNOW YOU ARE INSIDE. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. |
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tithead has really got to appear on here a thousand-fold. That totally egotistical smug smirk of his, and his oh-so-cock-sure attitude. Why have we got to be constantly bombarded with Robbie's reinvented image? Is Robbie gay, or isn't he? Does Robbie do drugs, or doesn't he? Robbie as Freddie Mercury, Robbie as Bond, and now...Robbie as Frank Sinatra(??). What's it going to be next? Robbie prancing around, singing Elvis hits, and saying how The King was one of his childhood heroes, and this is his tribute? The size of this guys ego is incredible! Apparently though one of his albums flopped in the States. You'd think that'd stop him, but oh no, he's back and even more saturated than before. Actually, a single gunshot to the back of the head would be too quick for this prick, (and would be the waste of a good bullet). Why doesn't someone build, a nice little one room cell, on the moon, and leave him there for the rest of eternity. What is it that he has got that makes women fall over themselves for him? I'm sorry, I can't see it I'm afraid. He was totally irritating in Take Prat, but he's gone from irritating to totally nauseating now. Will somebody out there, please do the world a favour, and give him a damn good smacking. Now he's apparently off to the States, to take acting lessons, as he wants to play the next 007(!!!) Oh come on! Please don't inflict that on us. Don't you think there's enough misery in the world? Somebody PLEASE stop him, before it's too late! You have been warned. |
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| Nobody
will ever be as much of a dribble down the chin of British culture
than Robbie Williams. If we are lucky then the intense strain of a perpetually contrived existence will take a slow and painful toll on his sanity and health. The fact that he apparantly expects us to be impressed by his fucking infuriating bargain-basement Sinatra impersonation and all the other risible acts he puts on is surely the biggest insult in history. This man should not be killed until he understands the volume of unbearable shite he has subjected the world to. Somebody should force his back catalogue up his arse. DIE WILLIAMS YOU CUNT |
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| That
stupid cunt! Have you heard the way he talks? He's just as thick
as David Beckham! Who wants to see his vulgar, stuffed tiger pants and his filthy, hairy legs? It's unbelievable the way the fuckwit fancies himself. He just take his crappy songs and fuck off back to Stoke and take the rest of Take That with him. We know that's unlikely from a narcisstic cunt like Robbie, so how about shoving a tonne of cocaine up his nose and watch him spurt blood until dies |
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| Thought
we could all breathe a sigh of relief now that he had pissed
off to America. But no, he has to fill our newspapers and magazines
with those cringeworthy, pukesome photos of himself and Rachel
'man' Hunter "privately" canoodling with their clothes
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| The
greatest living TWAT! This has got to be the worst case of the
emporer's new clothes that i have ever seen or heard. The fact that apparantly sane people actually spend their hard-earned filling this wankers pockets grates even more! The 'cheeky bloke' nobbie who can sing and perform about as well as the pissed up octoganarian down our local British Legion on a Saturday night. Oh ,but he's a real Rock Star we're told by the press 'cos he's done drugs',what are we talking?, half an asprin and a stomach pump on hand?. I just can't wait 'till the press tire of you, you arsehole, they did it to Jacko and he's got a shitload more talent than you. I'll be Singing When your Swinging! |
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| Robbie
Williams was a cunt before he was in Take That. He was a cunt while he was in Take That. He was a cunt when he left Take That. He is a cunt now. He will always be a cunt. I can just imagine Christmas in the Williams household when Robbie was but a young lad, rest of the family lying around, stuffed with turkey while cheap alcohol rotted their hopeless guts, mired in depression at the misery of family life and the pointlesness of it all. Would little Robbie permit them to booze themselves into the welcoming embrace of oblivion? Would he fuck. You can just see the little wanker hopping around being "entertaining", "cheeky" and "loveable" dressed up in some crappy, plastic cowboy outfit from Woolies while his Dad wished the guns were real and he'd slip one into his cuntish little mouth and pull the trigger. I hate this fucker for his falseness, one would think he has had plenty of press exposure and would be happy to be on the cover of Heat only one week in two, but no! Out of the press Robbie? Just invent a girlfriend, doesn't matter who, anyone from bulimic Watford slag Geri Halliwell to Rachel Hunter, the leavings of that penis-nosed plastic sweaty, Rod Stewart. Many would say that it is wrong to hate Williams R as his public persona is simply that, a creation for the benefit of the deluded Tesco checkout girls who buy his crappy tunes. This to me is a reason to hate him all the more, if his persona is simply a creation why did he create something that was so utterly, unmitigatedly, unpalatably cuntish? It's because deep down inside he is a true and total cunt so he feels he must display this side of his "character" to an ungrateful world. T he final nail in this fucker's coffin for me was his album of Frank Sinatra songs. |
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| I
know Robbie Williams has already been done to death on this
site, but there’s always room for one more, and I need
to get this off my chest. All right, deep breath, here we go.
Jesus fucking Christ, where did this country become so fucked that this complete cunt from Stoke is our biggest star? I prayed for the end to the reign of terror of Take That and I celebrated the day when this chubby tosspot walked out on them. Little did I realise how much worse things were going to get. Nowadays, you can’t pick up a newspaper or a magazine without seeing his squashed little face and ‘cheeky’ grin, bearing all of his fucking useless tattoos. And his desperate attempts to crack the American market are simply pathetic. I’ve not always been the biggest fan of our cousins across the Atlantic, but I’ve got to give them some credit for their taste, because they all seem to think that Williams is a complete bag of shite. And they’re right, it’s us Britons who can’t see his main problem; he’s fucking useless. His singing voice sounds like a sixty year old alcoholic breaking into tune down the local, his arrogance and big-headedness are simply breathtaking (and even more offputting to most people than his completely bobbins music), and as for his sub-karaoke album of Sinatra and easy listening covers, words genuinely fail me for its godawfulness. There is a light at the end of this seemingly jet black tunnel, though (apart from his imminent killing, by me). The wanker recently split from his puppeteer Guy Chambers, the man who wrote all of his songs for him. Hopefully, once he starts releasing shit which he penned himself, it will be so bad that the Great British Public will no longer fail to realise how badly they’ve been conned by this Gary Barlow-lite. Failing that, the lime pit is already dug in the woods, so one way or another, we won’t have to put up with him too much longer. |
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Written as Jonathan awaits a date for his forthcoming sexbeast
trial, I remember him saying on a TV programme about rock music,dressed
in a University Graduate gown,soooo self effacingly "...we (older musicians) have to get our teeth out of the young." How those words must be ringing in his ears now. This slanty mouthed writer of Satanic bubblegum deserves a huge kicking in every sense, not least for his paedo dress code and XXXXty radio programs. How can one twat, be so successful penning crap like Una Paloma Blanca, (which rhymes with wanker incidentally)and get away with living? |
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| Jonathan King- an epilogue | |
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that we are legally free to do so so I would just like to point
out that Jonathan King is a paedo scumbag who used his "fame"
to entice boys into his rolls royce with the sole purpose of
buggering them. I hope now that all his money dissappears in lawsuits galore. And that the prison guards lose his cell key. And the trustees piss in his food. Live long and suffer every day you vile pervert. It just goes to show though, that all these popstars with the flamboyant wigs, "way out" glasses,clothes etc, Gary Glitter, Jackson, the above and that bloke out of Bay City Rollers, Chuck Berry; leads me to think that T*m*y M*l**t must be shitting bricks... |
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In fact, you should start a separate award for ‘Celebrity Kid Fuckers’, as even the likes of Chris Evans, Noel Edmonds and H from Steps don’t deserve to be in the same category as this dirty bastard. And that’s saying something; I really hate Chris Evans with a passion!
While I agree Jonathan King’s music is crap enough in its own right to earn this obnoxious piece of shit a Shallow Grave Award, there are even more compelling reasons why the nauseating nonce should be disposed of.
This vile paedophile used his fame and fortune to lure young and impressionable boys back to his luxury apartment for sex. The loathsome pervert also deserves a good kicking and I’m pleased to read in the newspapers he has already slipped on the soap in the shower room at Belmarsh quite a few quite a few times, injuring himself quite badly in the process. Ah, shame, NOT!
Watch your back Jonathan, I hear they don’t like baby bonkers in prison. I don’t normally like screws, yet I have to respect the ones at Belmarsh who looked the other way while you were play fighting with your nonce-hating mates. You should be more careful in future. I just hope it is of some small comfort to your victims and their families to learn that you’re regularly having the shit kicked out of you!
Who’s against
hanging? I used to be; yet surely there must be some exceptions.
I was wearing a black cap when I saw the perverted pop mogul
on Juke Box Jury. [Disclaimer: I don’t mean the superstar and pop legend Michael Jackson who paid $20,000,000 to 13 year old boy Jordan Chandler who he never fucked up the arse and broke in.’]
Q: What’s the
difference between Jonathan King, Michael Jackson and Gary
Glitter?
Q: What do you
call bad luck?
Q: Who is the
odd one out: Jonathan King, Michael Jackson, Jeffrey Archer,
Mother Theresa and Gary Glitter?
Q: Jonathan King
and Gary Glitter both get pissed at Henley Regatta and fall
off their expensive yachts into the River Thames. Which one
of them reaches for the buoy?
Q: What’s Jonathan
King’s worst nightmare?
Q. Why do Jonathan
King, Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter only write songs in
the key of C major?
Q. Why is Jonathan
King not that keen on number one hits? SpleeN! Ed. - before any of you eagle eyed readers start shrieking 'hypocrite' as I've done a piece on The Name & Shame Campaign previously, the above is here because at the end of the day it made me laugh; plus King & Glitter are convicted paedophiles, not the result of an angry mob on some scum estate, but the result of a proper investigation within our judicial system. |
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Liam Gallagher needs nominating for getting that All Saint tart
up the spout. Fuck me! What's going on in the world? We have some Neanderthal, Scruffy fucking Manc (who can't sing) getting some Ugly, forward wiping, flat cock, Robbie Williams American cast off Cunt up the duff. I pity the product of their moment of fervour. Montgomery Clift, if it's a boy. |
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| For
that ugly imp of satan you both spawned. It's hideous! Why don't you drown it and yourselves with it. That would be the only way to stop that Gallagher cunt from breeding again |
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| Where
exactly do you start? Locked in a timewarp that is permanently
1997 and wishes it was 1967, this neanderthal retard soils everything
he touches - Manchester, being working class etc. etc. suffer
by association. Spiritual inspiration for much of the New Lad
(tm) bollocks (you can just see Piers Hernu of 'Front' magazine
driving to work nodding along to Oasis while pedestrians mouth
"wanker" at the passing sound-leaking Bimmer). For
fuck's sake, Gallagher's idol John Lennon may have become a
druggy soap-dodger married to a demented performance artist,
but at least he had some ideas in his head other than making
v-signs at photographers.
Anyone
who saw Oarsis do their MTV slot will cringe with embarassment
thinking of how monkey boy Liam put his arms out Christ-like,
then tipped his head forward and spat on the floor. I mean,
how fucking *weak* can you get? Was that petulant playground
shite supposed to be rebellion? It didn't fool the Yanks. |
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They are a bunch of complete wankers. They have sung shite with another one for the crosshairs, Mariah Carey. It would be quite a challenge to get them all one by one of probably the best way to get them would be a big bomb. See if they loik that koind of crack. The Bastards. |
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| Why
just nominate one group of wankers when when we could get them
all in a mass bombing at the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party!
I can't stand the crappy ballads and poor reworkings of other people's pop classics. The arran jumpers and slick suits get right on my tits and make me yearn for the days of Take That who could be accused of being almost bearable. They are all a bunch of tossers who deserve to die and take their teen girls fans with them.... |
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talentless, ugly cunts. Just a carbon copy of Boyzone with nothing but poor singing and punchable faces. I actually like Ireland and the people there but these scum bring shame to Ireland just like Boyzone did. Why these fuckheads are still walking free, in their quest to bore the world to death (with the exception of girls under the age of 12), instead of being dragged through the streets and spat at and getting a well-deserved kicking is beyond me. |
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Westlife are
a bunch of untalented Irish WANKERS! They can't sing, can't
dance, and can't even respond to questions without fucking
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| Let's
cut to the chase. Loathesome as Westlife might be (let's rephrase that - loathesome as Westlife certainly are) getting rid of them would be pointless as some other talentless bunch of baboons will just spring up to take their place so long as their audience remains. Yes, I refer to that army of stupid little girls with too much pocket money and too little taste. The only way to stop the pre-pubescent hordes from subjecting us to plastic boyband after plastic boyband is to remove them to a grim Dickensian workhouse with no money for CDs and far too much backbreaking toil to do to listen to crappy music (OK maybe it's not the only way but I certainly can't think of a more enjoyable one). |
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He's mincy little twat with stupid fucking hair who sings crappy
uk garage songs that define the word bland. He is so self obsessed he has to sing his name five times at the start of every one of his songs as if you couldn't recognise the wanker's girly dulcet tones anyway. Far from being cool, he represents all that is bad and evil in the world - namely wanky beard, squeaky clean image and 'gay' taste in clothes. Worst of all, the content of his songs make out he's some kind of love god who sleeps with beautiful women, when in reality the impotent gobshite has only just stopped living with his mum. In short, he's a jumped up faggot who deserves to die in a horrific car accident to save the world from his music. Tosser. |
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I nominate this gobshite for the fact that he is a knob. Never trust any guy with a tidy beard - anyone who has that much time in the morning to groom their facial hair has to be a freak. "Met a girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tueday etc etc" - yeah Craig, what you forgot to say was that it was your sister. Come on Craig - no one disputes the fact you have a good singing voice but we all know that you've never had your hole and your original lyrics to the song were "Saw a girl on Monday, thought about her and pulled myself off on Tuesday, had to chill on Sunday 'cause I was dry." What's with your album, mate? 'Born to do it' - do what exactly? Wash your daddy's car? Help mum with the groceries? Go to a shallow grave? And what's with the cover of the album? Why the need for headphones - doesn't mummy let you play your music loud? Bubbling to the left, bubbling to the right, bubbling to a shallow grave mate. You are the missing link, goodbye. |
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| Stop
moaning about your lack of Brit Success you WANKER. The reason you won shite-all was that nobody has forgiven you for your debut single. What the fucking hell does "The crowd say bo-selecta" mean. Speak properly or die you stupid hair-cutted cunt. |
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Met this slag
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is a stupid dickhead basically. He is an arse- tossing butt wank. An insult invented by me! The lyrics to seven days should go... met a girl on
monday Yes that's right
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| He\'s
been nominated already but I really do feel the need to express
what an absolute waste of space I think this posturing talentless
tone-deaf egotistical idiot is. His self-indulgent narcissistic audio-vomit warrents his immediate dispatch: after savagely smearing Colmans over his chocolate starfish using a cheesegrater I'd like to see him raped to death by a herd of angry pigs. And that twat Beddingfield with him. Cease your putrid warblings you sad tuft of anal rectal hair. <weirdness snip Spleen! Ed.>. I hope you trip on one of your albumns (which you probably leave lying round your gaff to 'impress' visitors and wack off to twice a day) and break your scrawny neck. Perhaps that's a bit excessive. I just hope he tries to reinvent himself as a 'bad-boy,' then someone can shoot him, preferably several times with one of those modified air pistol pretend guns that all those bastards seem to carry around with them. |
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this girl on on Monday, Took her for a drink on Tuesday, Fucky-fucky
by Wednesday. What a liar. Craig David still lives with his mom in Southampton, so how can he possibly be the Mr Lover,lover he says he is? That's how BO! Craig David is...still living in mummy David'ss seaside semi in Southampton. He must look in the mirror and see something different to the big, jawed, ridiculously facial haired, wooly-hat wearing cunt that we all see because the arsehole really does love himself. |
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H from Steps is the most annoying little shit in the whole fucking
world. He thinks that he is so fucking funny and that people are amused by his clowning around, but the little cunt ends up looking like a total fucking tool. How the fuck he won the award for 'funniest person in pop music' award twice in a row is totally fucking unbelievable. The 'music' is fucking guff, and is soooo cheesy (unsurprising, considering that wanker Pete Waterman, of Stock, Aitken and Waterman infamy, is behind them). Every time is see that cunt on the telly, I want to smash his gurning little face in. That would be so much fun. If only... |
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5th rate, talentless popstar and soon-to-be rent boy, deserves
a shallow grave if nothing else for sucking Pete Watermans pop-cock
for years.
Originally named
'X' he had is name upgraded to 'H' after passing the 'crossing
two lines with a sharp pencil' exam. He looked so fucking smug when he won the 'Smash Hits' award for 'funniest person', which as we all know is THE award that all young comedians tirelessly strive for. We all waited in anticipation for his witty acceptance speech which went along the lines of 'Yeah, woo, great, cool, bye!', which wasn't, I thought, as good as some of his others. |
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What a fucking piece of trailer park trash if I ever saw one!
Also famous for his cameo role in the film Deliverance - remember the banjo fight? - inbred woman hating scum from my arse. Not content with having one name - he uses alter-egos, Slim Shady, Eminem, Marshall Mathers which not unlike Craig David feels the need to repeat again and again in his wank and irritating excuse for fucking records. ANYONE can talk over a shit beat - look at Lauren fucking Hill (but that's another story). I would rather boil my head in a pan of spit than listen to this tiny dicked mother fucker whining on that he his hard as fuck and a gangster wannabee. Why doesn't he just go the whole hog and wear black tights with white cacky sandals - he's probably fucking his mother so he may as well look like her! Spleen! would like to state, that personally speaking, Mr. Mathers is OK in our book - people seem to misunderstand the underlying humour and the whole anti-censorship stance that goes with Mr. Mathers work. But - in the interests of freedom of speech, Claire's nomination still stands! |
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I'm sorry, editors, I have to agree with Claire here. Eminem is one hell of a wormy little arselicking crowdpleaser. Don't give me all that about him being anti-censorship. He, or his management, for that matter, are just a bunch of money-grabbing shits and all this pseudo-hard shit unfortunately does appeal to 10-year olds. He's got the same audience as the Spice Girls for fuck's sake. The guy looks like some 80's yank jock at the proms, even Vanilla Ice looks cooler than him. Fuck Eminem, send him to Hackney and see how long he lasts. Wanker. Death by Vanilla Ice humiliation whereby all his money goes on crap and he has to go back to suck up to mummy. |
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| Dear
Eminem, Oh sorry, shouldn't I use your real name - Arsehole Twatfurs? Please enjoy the following ode, by one M.Hoppus, which I cheerfully dedicate, especially for you - He's a player,
diarrhoea giver,tried to grow his hair when friends were listening
to Slayer Eminem, this is your life, titbrain. Shame that such a hideous creature as yourself ever GAINED a life in the first place. You are a fucking joke. Take your chainsaw and shove it straight up your arse. Kindly record your screams of pain so that I can listen to them and have a good laugh, knowing that you are finally getting what you deserve. Fuck you to hell and back. Why? I'll tell
you why, dickwad. Misogynists of your ilk, real or imagined,
must die. If that pathetic piece of plastic wank material
known as Titney Spears had any sense, she'd have taken the
comments you made about her and Die you pusfilled wankarsed flearidden arsefaced talentless minging attention begging dogfucking piece of rectal sputum. *Please note: I, as a female and a seemingly unashamed hypocrite, am entitled to be misogynistic towards Shitney, as she is a talentless embarrassment to the female population... although she is good looking, but that, my friend, is another story. |
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fuck sake lad, do we have to listen to your dribbling shite
anymore?. Well unfortunately we have to because your only following is Boy Racers & kids from the age of 9-15 and the odd few misleaded wiggers!!. I myself find your lyrics not offensive but just pure shite!!. I have seen your videos and I find it disturbing that every chance you get you dress up as some tart (i.e Britney etc....) Is there something you are not telling us?, I think its time you came out of the closet and proclaimed your love for the same sex, I mean you do look like an 80's throw back queer and you do enjoy cross dressing. You proclaim in ALL of your shite you are hard as nails, well I would like to see you come to Speke, Liverpool for a day or two. I myself would take great pleasure in kicking the shit out of you. And then as a little treat I would bring you the biggest hairy arsed queer who goes by the name of Johnny (the length) Holmes, and he would most certainly dry <libel snip> you and rip your <libel snip> out. But just between you and me you would enjoy <libel snip>. Fuck you just get leoprosy you tit and throw your hand in (scuse the pun) |
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Pre pubescent boy loving oxygen tented chimp bothering (news
has just come in that Bubbles is now living by a Judas hole
in the Bronx giving hand jobs for crack) freak, who looks as
if his plastic nose has been surgically altered with a pair
of pliers. Don't get us wrong, we really liked the fact that this wholesome all American product came to the Oxford mast-debating society to speak about ahem-how we can all get closer to children the er..Michael Jackson way. Perhaps we can line him up with a trip to the Paulsgrove estate in Portsmouth or Millwall on a Saturday afternoon for his next series of debates. The only thing that would bother us about stamping on his face would be all the plastic goo that would come off on our shoes. |
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saw him on the news today on some charity event bollocks thing
for kids (you'd have thought he'd put into kids already!) and
he had the most girlie hair I've ever seen in my life. Even worse than Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen, which, I think you'll agree, is really saying something! |
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whole (talentless) band, SClub7 get my vote. Every time they sing their cheddar cheesy songs on the radio or TV makes me cringe to the max!! I too, play/sing in a band and it pisses me off that a totally shit act like SHIT-CLUB 7 can get in the charts with "Reach For The Stars". My band's music is far better than that and certainly more worthy of chart status than they are. And another thing, they can't act either. Their series on TV is nothing more than which I would call "ham-acting". Fuck off you talentless bastards!!!!!!! |
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for the love of god, please someone exterminate these pathetic
streaks of piss!
In all honesty none of them have really any talent, apart from Jo (but not a lot though). But what she has in voice, she loses in looks. Although not the typically shallow type of person who likes to criticise appearance, I feel (like the rest of the shallow pop world) S Club is really carried by Rachel Steven's ability to grace the covers of FHM and Loaded greased up in a gold bikini. Either way, they
are part of the saccharine pop world, where all misdemeanors
have to be sugar-coated so not to upset the eight-year-old
fans (or more appropriately their mums who buy the singles
for them). The fact that the boys in the group had to apologise
so fakely on television after they were caught sharing a
spliff up an alley in London says enough. Does anyone honestly
believe that this was the first time that they did this?
Or that they are not really all sitting around together
at the moment on the bong taking it in turns to run up to
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Oooh would you look at her. “I’m so alternative and chic”..why does everyone regard her as sultry when it’s as clear as day that she is a moody mare. Her main claim to media darling-ship is her apparent "posh"-ness, let me just say that I am ten times the posh tart that she is without my education being paid for by mummy darling. She inflicts her dire 10 page song titles on us, claims to hate commercial dance music (Spiller anyone???) and generally plasters herself in more make-up than Boots sells in a year. Oh and would she be quite so famous if it wasn’t for her mother (who I’ve never forgiven for kissing Morten Harket on Blue Peter)……………I THINK NOT!!!!! |
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looks like an alien! In fact, I've seen aliens that are better
looking than her (see Star Trek DS9). She pretends to be posh but she is as classy as a high-class whore. She wears more make-up than n a clown and is so fucking smug that she beat Victoria Beckham to number 1. Face it, how hard is that anyway? She's a fucking trollope and sings like she's being shafted up her arse. She gives me nightmares. |
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is the point of this talentless, bony, skinny, unmusical media
whore being allowed to breathe my oxygen? What has she ever done, other than claim to have shagged other media whores-I mean, the 'engagement' to Chris Bloody Evans, what a publicity seeking farce that was!!!! Oh, but she has done SO MUCH charity work!! Why doesn't she just sort all the world's solvable problems by 'retiring' from public life and forever leaving me being able to read a magazine or paper in the blissful knowledge that her vacant inane face will not appear staring out at me. |
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believes she is one of the all-time greatest musicians even
though the Spice-Girls were only big from 1996, so that is less
than 5 years in show-business. How anyone could think of themselves as a show-business guru after such a short career is beyond me. She should also be sent to a shallow grave just for the fact that she thinks she can sing! |
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believe this snide whore should be made to work in a SALT MINE
for the next fifty years to keep her silent and then fed to
the pigs right after I've laid a cable in her mouth the day
after I've been out on a bender with a ten course cuzzah to
follow. How does this idiot get away with it? This "sex doggess" has been giving me the fucking ache ever since the sinister world of TV breathed life into the demon faced fuckpiece. I watched her video, you know the one where she is dressed in her t shirt and knickers flashing her clapped out snatch for all and sundry. I watched it with the sound off and believe me it was fucking horrifying-how bastarding desperate is that? Seeing her at the cenotaph with those other cunting whores just about did it. I don't punch women, nor do I like people that do but I'd go in the ring for a ten round straightener with her, no holds barred, and that is all I want,what I really really want. |
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smurf-like creature is unbearable, for reasons that should be
obvious to anyone with eyes and/or ears.
Firstly, she
pretends that she is naturally ginger. FUCK OFF HALLIWELL. Thankyou and goodnight. |
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we all had quite enough of this scraggy old media whore? Her whole career since she left the Spice Girls has been sustained solely by her ability to suck up to other, bigger celebrities like Elton John and George Michael, and then ditching them when she hasn't got a new single/book/line of clothing out. (or when their fame starts to eclipse hers.) She has absolutely nothing going for her; she can't sing, she can't dance, she's mind-numbingly ugly, even by Spice Girl standards, and she actually thinks people actually want to hear her whiny, new age bleatings. Also, she has claimed to be 26 for the past seven years- how does that work? On top of this, she's a bright orange, wisened, letcherous old pervert who'll go after anything with a Y chromosome. (Or Robbie Williams.) Plus, I look forward to the day when I can safely turn on my TV without fear of having her saggy old bum filling the screen. |
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few things fill me with the deep, dark, hot loathing I have
for Geri Halliwell. If not having the good grace to fuck off after the Spice Girls phenomenon fizzled out wasn't enough, the fact that this joke | |
